Monthly Archives: January 2007

One-eyed Madonna

Alright, it’s not historically accurate. Traditionally, I think, Mary has always been portrayed with two eyes. None of the Bible accounts mention how many eyes Mary had. Da Vinci’s Madonna had two eyes. Of course, if Da Vinci was such an expert, the Last Supper wouldn’t have been painted with table

Dragonfly Saloon Girls

Dragonfly Saloon Girls (2001)
We had gunslingers indeluxe tuxes and knit jacketswith shoulder straps.
We had militarygirls and sailor girls butsexy Red Riding Hood
was a no show. Smotheredin daisies she came outof the planet of green
love in the late90’s. Her cowgirl costumetanked in Jamaica but
in Miss Kitty’s parlorher fringe dress seemedsassy as her faith dance
bombed

The Wells of Abraham

I saw a documentary on Middle Eastern wells. A well is a big deal there. Everything happens because of water.
Some of them are quite old, even supposedly dating back to the days of Abraham. A well is so important that there are men who dive down into these narrow tunnels and remove

"Fractals Don’t Look Like Anything"

Alien Supplicant (2007)
I go on a quaternion fractal kick for a few weeks almost every year. There’s something very special about these sculpted, rolled in Play-Doh, Tootsie Roll forms. I find them fascinating because they seem more tactile and three-dimensional than most other kinds of fractals. They can also be more visually evocative.

I spent my future building a star

We worked as a team. A huge team of scientists and builders like me.

No one had built a star before. We were going to be the first.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? We know now. We built very special pins and we saw things that no

How Green was my Cubicle

I read somewhere, or heard from someone, that study carrols were invented in monasteries. A study carrol (did I spell it wrong?) is a one-person table that is walled on all sides except the one you sit at. The prototypical cubicle.
No, it wasn’t the first. The first cubicle was the small cave

Hordes of Photoshop Jockeys

Hordes of Photoshop Jockeys (2000)
This one is kind of an in-joke.
Back when I used to post my images on Usenet on alt.binaries.pictures.fractals (which were either — pick one — the good old days or the dark ages), there occasionally would be some lively (read: flame-filled) discussions. One night, a thread got

The marriage of Sputnik

The first Radio Satelite. 1957, or around then. Whatever happened to Sputnik?
No longer a celebrity, and not too shiny anymore, he slides through space, without destination or purpose. His simple senseless beeping, once the scherzo of a great Superpower symphony, is now just a sign he’s still alive.
Years pass, decades pass.