Vader on Vacation

Vader on Vacation

Vader on Vacation (2007)

This year Tonya will party down
at Helm’s Deep. After car rentals, tummy
tucks at the Salem Witch Museum,
she plans for a better security

video. Carrying all that bionic gear
makes the whole Lord Vader thing look
silly. Our travel agent left bad maps
to the Death Star Bed and Breakfast

and all white plastic employees swap masks
for bermuda shorts and sandals. So I
showed my wife an ugly prequel. She left
me for a whiny emo kid with a raspy voice.


Image light-sabered out of QuaSZ and mind-tricked to the max in Photoshop. Plus a found poem Yoda-levitated from Google phrase strings imperial-walked from pod races search strings of “vader on vacation.”

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One thought on “Vader on Vacation

  1. “…”May the farce be with you”, Terry!…”

    LOL – so now I remember that you are named after a planet way out in an arm of the spiral of our galaxy and aren’t so “cruel” after all!

    Neat image – my stuff is so full of shapes and layers, who’d want it on their walls? This kind of stuff is better and more hangable.

    So how do you put together this Google-prose stuff? Pretty neat reading/


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